Everyone Loves an Ad-Lib!

[Kami]

Alright! I'm gonna start a story! You have to add a sentence! Let's see where this story takes us!!


Once upon a time, there was a frog named Sammy.

[jaye]

Sammy wasn't like all the other frogs in the kingdom.

[Kami]

He loved to eat Cool Ranch Doritos!

[KayJay]

Drowning in guacamole sauce with beef sticks in a Bloody Mary.

[jaye]

Yet Sammy still wasn't satisified, he wanted more out of his life.

[KayJay]

So at this fork in the road, he smelled the sweetness of the apples and followed his nose to the Scrap Orchard.

[jaye]

Where he found a bunch of June Bugs (http://scraporchard.com/market/product.php?productid=16451&cat=0&page=1)in Ethan's Backyard (http://scraporchard.com/market/product.php?productid=16463&cat=0&page=2)on their way to the French Quarter (http://scraporchard.com/market/product.php?productid=16455&cat=0&page=2), "what Monkey Business (http://scraporchard.com/market/product.php?productid=16468&cat=0&page=1)"he thought to himself.

[Kami]

And then he thought to himself "Man I need a bath".

[jaye]

So he grabbed the old washtub and bathed under the Country Stars (http://scraporchard.com/market/product.php?productid=16544&cat=0&page=1).

[proverbswoman]

At which point, he heard a sound.

[jaye]

This sound both frightened and intrigued him, off he went to investigate

[proverbswoman]

And stumbled upon his arch-nemesis, the Toad of Terror!!

[jaye]

Poor Sammy stopped in his tracks.

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Whatever would he do??!!

[Amysout]

The Toad of Terror challenged Sammy to a contest of physical strength and wits.

[Amysout]

They would be competing for the pot of gold, guarded by the scary-looking trolls.

[KayJay]

They donned their best armory including

[Neverland Scraps]

their best sword won by their long lost . . . .

[Kami]

pet fly named WeeGee!

[Jennifer]

It was time for the epic battle to begin, so Sammy faced his enemy and with a great shout he

[jaye]

turned and hightailed it out of there atop his trusty

[proverbswoman]

steed, Remington, who galloped away toward the

[KayJay]

pond down under filled with

[jaye]

chocolate sauce.

[littleginsu]

Sammy thought.. "Of all days to leave my fondue set at home!"

[jaye]

So he grabbed a branch off the nearest tree and ever so slowly leaned over the edge.

[Amysout]

Sammy was astonished to see a familiar reflection in the chocolate sauce pond.

[jaye]

He was so startled he jumped and fell right into the pond.

[Jennifer]

Sammy started swimming in circles, drinking the chocolate as he went. He thought to himself, "Man, I could use some ice cream to go with this!"

[jaye]

His trusty steed didn't disappoint and galloped off in search of the best French Vanilla ice cream he could fine.

[Amysout]

Sammy's steed was able to locate some wonderful French Vanilla immediately, as there was a Baskin-Robbins Inn right across the field.

[jaye]

Now Remington was no fool, he knew Sammy wouldn't share, so he sat down to have a sample of every flavour.

[Amysout]

Remmington's belly was very full, and in no time his lactose intolerance kicked in. Since horses can't vomit, he immediately started to fertilize the area! (In a "natural" way!)

[jaye]

All the folks in Baskin Robbins rushed for the door

[proverbswoman]

except for one little old lady, who couldn't get out of her chair.

[KayJay]

She gagged and fell over from the horrendous smell.

[jaye]

Poor Remington didn't know what to do, so he left Sammy's business card on the counter.

[Amysout]

Sammy remained clueless the whole ride home.

[Kami]

OMG!! You guys are killing me!! LMAO!

OK-

Once again Sammy thought to himself "Man, I need a bath"

[jaye]

Meanwhile Remington was having a good laugh as his butt burped every time they went over a bump. (that was for you Kami and Shauna)

[~Cathi~]

Sammy pointed at Remington... "So THAT is what I've been smelling.."

[Kami]

"It's definitely time to plant some strawberries..." Remington mumbled as he trotted over to the nearest bush (that's for you jaye!!!)

[jaye]

As Remington planted his first strawberry, a voice boomed "What are you DOING!" causing poor Sammy to fall off his trusty steed.

[proverbswoman]

"Where is that voice coming from?" Sammy asked Remington.

[jaye]

Before Remington could answer, out popped a toad from behind the bushes

[Kami]

with a steaming pile of strawberry seeds on his head (eeeewwwww)

[jaye]

"Sir Toadenbury is the name" stated the toad as he gingerly removed the steaming pile from his head.

[proverbswoman]

"May I ask why you felt it necessary to deposit your strawberries HERE?", Sir Toadenbury asked.

[jaye]

Sammy gave a Remington a look that would melt an iceburg.

[Neverland Scraps]

Remington didn't know why Sammy gave the look, but decided to flee the city.

[Kami]

Sammy said to himself "Man, he needs a bath!"

[Shauna]

OMG, I am laughing so darn hard right now!!!


Sir Toadenbury, still offended by Remington's "strawberry planting" decided then and there

[jaye]

That he was going to follow Sammy and Remington to take over their kingdom.

[nanwu]

He needed a disguise, so Sammy and Remington would not know he was following them.

[jaye]

Searching around he found a mysterious changing room.

[Amysout]

Sir Toadenbury suffered from being color-blind and unfortunately, picked out a tie-dye lab coat, a purple rasta man wig, and bright orange protective goggles.

[jaye]

He was so proud of efforts and thought to himself 'no one is going to recognize me, I'll be able to sneak right in."

[Kami]

Unfortunately, the village children all began following him and chanting "The Circus is Coming To Town!!! The Circus is Coming to Town!!"

[jaye]

Sammy and Remington were just entering their village and saw this very silly individual parading around the Village Square.

[littleginsu]

And stopped to watch the Circus Show

[jaye]

none of them realizing who the other one was...

[Kami]

Just then a giant pterodactyl swooped down and snatched sammy off remington's back and flew away!

[jaye]

Remington could only stand there shocked, his eyes bugging out at what he just witnessed.

[proverbswoman]

"Saaaaavveeee Mmmeeee!" croaked Sammy as he was whisked off toward a mountaintop.

[littleginsu]

The End?! :P

[jaye]

Book 2--The Sequel

:P

[jennia3003]

After three months poor Sammy was still sitting in his cage atop of the mountain, wondering if and when Remington...

[jaye]

would come to his rescue.

[jmama]

But he just kept waiting and waiting.

[jaye]

Meanwhile, in the village Remington was having the time of his life with his new found freedom.

[KayJay]

Into the wee hours of the morning he would be