Twisted Wish!

[Jennifer]

Everyone gets their wish come true in this game..........sort of!
Here's how you play:
The first person posts their wish: "I wish I had a million dollars"
The second person grants their wish, but twists it: "I give you a million dollars, but you owe the IRS 2 million so they are throwing you in jail"
then the second person posts their wish, and so on and so forth! Got it? Here we go!



I wish I had ice cream to eat right now!

[~Cathi~]

I give you ice cream.. but its broccoli flavoured (EWW)

I wish I had a weekend to myself!

[KayJay]

Your wish is granted but the basement floods.

I wish we had a new park model trailer at the lake.

[sansan]

You get your new trailer, but the neighbor to your left snores very LOUDLY...and the one to your right visits you twenty times a day to 'borrow' something...AND the biggest gator in the lake likes to sun himself on YOUR stoop.

I wish for an all expense paid 5 day cruise.

[proverbswoman]

You get your cruise, but there's a quarantine on board and you can't leave your stateroom.

I wish for a new house!

[Kami]

You get your house but it's built on top of an old burial ground and it's haunted by poltergiests who break all your china and slam all your doors 24/7 non stop!

I wish I had a day at the spa!!

[Jennifer]

You get your day at the spa, but your masseuse decides that she is going to hit extra hard today, your manicurist thinks neon green and 3 inches long is a good combo for your nails, the mud bath got turned into a tar bath, and they forgot to give you a towel!


I wish I was invisible

[jaye]

You get your wish, but peopel are around you're visible and naked.


I wish I was taller.

[littleginsu]

Your wish has been granted but you're 10 feet (3.048 meters) tall!

I wish I weighed 115lbs, again!

[jaye]

your wish has been granted but now you must l live on raw sardines

I wish that I had a convertable sports car

[KayJay]

You get your convertible sports car but the flood gates open and the rain never ends.

I wish I could go to Cancun next Feb.

[littleginsu]

You get to go to Cancun but the ocean is filled with Man o' Wars

I wish the television in my bedroom wasn't on the fritz

[Jennifer]

The TV works, but only on the spanish home shopping network and at eardrum piercing volume levels.


I wish I had a housekeeper

[KayJay]

Cancun but the ocean is filled with Man o' Wars>>>

what the heck is man 0' wars? LOL

[littleginsu]

The Portuguese Man O' War (Physalia physalis), also known as the bluebubble, bluebottle or the man-of-war or the portuguese man of war, is commonly thought of as a jellyfish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish) but is actually a siphonophore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siphonophore)—a colony (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colony_%28biology%29) of specialized polyps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyp) and medusoids (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusa_%28biology%29).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Man_o%27_War#cite_note-0)


http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/%E2%80%8Cexplorations/02sab/logs/aug15/media/man_o_war_600.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Man_o%27_War)

[littlehands]

The TV works, but only on the spanish home shopping network and at eardrum piercing volume levels.


I wish I had a housekeeper
I grant you a housekeeper, but she only speaks Yiddish and she keeps putting your things away in places that you can't find, and don't make sense. Either that or she's taking them home...you're not quite sure, because you can't understand a word she says!

I wish my inlaws would move out of my backyard.

[proverbswoman]

You get your wish, but they take over your house instead!

I wish for a shopping spree to buy some new clothes!

[Jennifer]

You get your shopping spree, but none of the clothes fit nor are they your style!


I wish I could find my swimsuit.

[KayJay]

The Portuguese Man O' War (Physalia physalis), also known as the bluebubble, bluebottle or the man-of-war or the portuguese man of war, is commonly thought of as a jellyfish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish) but is actually a siphonophore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siphonophore)—a colony (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colony_%28biology%29) of specialized polyps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyp) and medusoids (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusa_%28biology%29).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Man_o%27_War#cite_note-0)


http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/%E2%80%8Cexplorations/02sab/logs/aug15/media/man_o_war_600.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Man_o%27_War)

Oh my - looks nasty~!

[KayJay]

You find your suit but it is moldy.

I wish I could wear a bikini and feel good about it.

[Kami]

You can feel good in a bikini, but it involves an excruitatingly painful session with an overly aggressive brazilian wax-mistress in a room with glass walls in the middle of a shopping mall.

i wish i had about 5 more hours in each day.

[Kami]

btw, I LOVE THIS GAME!

[Jennifer]

You get 5 more hours each day, but lose 3 fingers and two toes to compensate.

I wish my hair was naturally straight

[Jennifer]

btw, I LOVE THIS GAME!

hehe, glad you love it! I've played it numerous places and it's always funny to see how the twists occur!

[~Cathi~]

YOu get your wish of naturally straight hair, but it never grows more than an inch long.

I wish I had an air conditioner for summer!

[KayJay]

Wish granted but it is stuck on high and you are freezing your butt off.

I wish summer was longer by a couple months.

[Kami]

You get your wish but you have to give up Christmas!!

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and never gain an ounce!

[littleginsu]

You can feel good in a bikini, but it involves an excruitatingly painful session with an overly aggressive brazilian wax-mistress in a room with glass walls in the middle of a shopping mall.

i wish i had about 5 more hours in each day.

LMAO!!!

[jaye]

You get your wish but in the process all your teeth fall out.

I wish the temperature would remain a steady 78 degrees

[littleginsu]

You get your wish but you lose your sense of taste!

I wish I could get a full 6 hours straight of restful sleep each night!

[Kami]

you get your wish but the sky is so smoggy, you can't see 4 inches in front of your face.

i wish zoe would stay 3 years old forever!

[Jennifer]

Zoe stays 3 years old, but you age 3x as fast becuase of that.

I wish I had someone to cook me breakfast.

[jaye]

you get your wish but all you get is the slop from Big Brother and it's served by Carrot Top.

I wish I had an inground pool

[KayJay]

You get your wish but all the neighbors have invaded it 24/7 and won't go home.

I wish I had a new, sharp looking gas economy car.

[Jennifer]

You get the car, but ti doesn't have seats, or a roof.


I wish my back would quit hurting

[jaye]

You get your wish but instead grow hairy warts that invade your forhead and nose.



I wish that my house would sell.

[jennia3003]

You're house will sell but the day you move out it will pour rain constantly so all your belongings get soaked..

I wish I could find my dream job...

[jaye]

You find your dream job.......but there's no pay and it's 18 hours a day


I wish my office was bigger

[KayJay]

Office is way bigger but your desk shrunk to half its size.

I wish my office and all the paper work was cleaned and organized.

[littleginsu]

Your office and paperwork get organized but it's only organized in the mind of the 2 year old... and you can never find anything!!

I wish I could get a regular 6 hours (straight) of sleeping each night!

[jaye]

you get your wish but now you're also sleeping 6 hours during the day


I wish that my fish pond wouldn't get all gunky.

[Amysout]

I grant you a housekeeper, but she only speaks Yiddish and she keeps putting your things away in places that you can't find, and don't make sense. Either that or she's taking them home...you're not quite sure, because you can't understand a word she says!



LOL! This actually did happen to us!! :icon_blaugh: One housekeeper we had moved stuff around all the time - each week I came home to a different decor arrangement & my utensil drawers were always switched all around!! But she spoke Spanish - not Yiddish - and I could communicate with her - but I was always at work when she came over & cleaned!

You get your wish, your pond clears up - but you are infested with snapping turtles that eat all your fish!

I wish that I had plenty of money to go to the Scrap Girls Convention in Salt Lake City in October.

[Jennifer]

You get the money to get there, but a blizzard hits SLC, canceling all flights in and out and the convention gets canceled.


I wish I had smaller boobs

[Kami]

you get your wish, but the "excess" migrates south (if you catch my drift... ROFL)

i wish someone would scrap all my pictures for me so i could be caught up!

[Jennifer]

You get your pictures scrapped, but they use the most atrocious color combinations and the journaling is all done in Latin.


I wish I had a beer battered hot dog to eat

[ElegantWordArt by Bethany]

You get your hotdog, but it's 3 months old!!!

I wish I didn't have to be on a diet.

[littleginsu]

Your wish is granted but all food tastes like lima beans!

I wish I had the sole winning PowerBall jackpot ticket!

[jaye]

You get your wish but you get the money $1 at a time on a weekly basis.


I wish I could go on vacation back to Florida

[KayJay]

You get your wish but Florida is hit with a hurricane and you have to evacuate.

I wish I had a four season porch.

[littleginsu]

You get your four season porch but the rest of your house disappears!

I wish I had some yummy sushi!

[KayJay]

You get your yummy sushi but dang it, its spoil and it causes you to vomit for the next 2 days.

I wish I had some yummy creamy pasta salad right now.

[jaye]

you get your creamy pasta salad but instead of pasta there's worms


I wish that I could go on a shopping spree

[littleginsu]

You get to go on a shopping spree but it's in a store with nothing but clothes from the 1970's.

I wish all my stuff would pack itself!

[KayJay]

Your apartment is completely packed but most of your glassware is shattered.

I wish I could golf my best game ever later today.

[Kami]

you can golf you best game but it's 120 degrees outside and the people infront of you have never golfed before and stop at each hole to drink a round of margaritas.....

[Kami]

oops i forgot my wish

i wish we could find this dang curbs we need for the landscaping!

[jaye]

you find the curbs for your landscaping but they're 4 feet high and putrid green.


I wish that I could get the condo I want.

[KayJay]

You get the condo you want but interest rates jump to 12.5%

I wish all the cat hair would vanish in my house.

[jaye]

The cat hair vainshes but now you have a house full of giant dust bunnies


I wish my truck used the same amount of gas as the SmartCars

[~Cathi~]

Your wish is granted, but your truck now only reaches a top speed of 20 miles per hour!

I wish I could have a nice big bar of chocolate right now :)

[ElegantWordArt by Bethany]

You get your chocolate bar, but your dog has found it first, and it's covered with dog slobber and hair!

I wish my hubby would be stationed near his/or my family.

[jaye]

You get your wish but both families decide to move cross country together.


I wish I could put new windows in my house.

[KayJay]

New windows in your house granted but you have Peepin' Toms at every window 24/7.

I wish I had a more youthful look.

[proverbswoman]

You get your wish, but the "youthful" turns out to be REALLY youthful, like that of a 3-month old!

I wish for someone to come and do all my heaping piles of laundry today! UGH!

[jaye]

You get your wish but now everything you own is very stiffly startched and bright yellow.

I wish my living room was painted

[Ellie]

Your living room is painted, but it was done by a three year old.

I wish I could go back to bed.

[Kami]

you can go back to bed, but there's a marching band practicing the complete works of john philip sousa (off key i might add) outside your bedroom window!

i wish i could sing really, really well (like... in tune, on key, without making dogs howl and my child demand that i stop immediately... that kind of stuff)

[Jennifer]

You can sing, but you are now a baritone and can only talk in a deep deep man voice.


I wish my boobs would stop hurting!

[~Cathi~]

Your boobs stop hurting, but you end up with a huge migraine that lasts all week.

I wish someone would cook me dinner!

[ElegantWordArt by Bethany]

Someone cooks you dinner, but your chicken isn't done well enough, and you're whole family gets food poisoning.

I wish someone else would pack my house for our move.

[KayJay]

Someone packs your house but sends everything to Shauna in NJ.

I wish I had the winning lottery ticket.

[jaye]

You have the winning lottery ticket but there are so many other winnin tickets you end up with $1.00

I wish they would finish the construction on my road, getting tired of the dust.

[Kami]

the finish the construction but they leave giant potholes everywhere

i wish my house was clean!

[~Cathi~]

Your house is clean, but your yard looks like a tornado hit it!

I wish I never received any more bills ever!!

[jeepmama]

You stop getting bills, but you get daily harassing phone calls from collectors who don't give a rip about wishes and only know that the more expletives they use, the more they get paid.

I wish I could live at the beach (Hatteras Island, NC, to be exact)....

[Dielle]

Your wish is granted, but you actually live right on the beach and there is now sand in all your clothes and food.

I wish it didn't take me so long to scrap a LO.

[jaye]

You get your wish, but now it takes twice as long for your computer to boot up.

I wish my PSE would quit screwing up

[KayJay]

PSE starts running like a charm but you lose all of your mojo.

I wish that my fridge and cupboards were well stocked (like a fairy or the like went to the grocery store.)

[jeepmama]

Poof!!
Your fridge and cupboards are stocked full of your favorite foods...but they all expire tomorrow and someone changed the locks on all your doors.

I wish I didn't have to work today and could scrap all afternoon...

[scrappinmint]

You get the day off to scrap all you want but have to work double shifts for the next month!

I wish I had more time to myself.

[Arlyn]

You get that time, but now you're sick and in bed! (Sorry.)

I wish my kids would stop screaming at each other.

[KayJay]

They quit screaming at each other but now they are screaming at you.

I wish I was an economist.